So I spawned in a new character, right next to Cherno, I see a woman being chased by a zed. I had grabbed a machete, so I killed the zombie in a few swings. They thank me, and I go into a house. The next thing I know, she’s in the house with her friend in a motorcycle helmet. As they surround me, one of them puts their fists up. I assume they’re going to gesture, so I do the friendly hand gesture. The two of them proceed to introduce my face to the concept of fists. I was dead in a matter of seconds.